- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU CAN HELP US BUILD A SNOWMAN.
- UH-UH.
[SHIVERING]
- OK. IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
STAY IN THE CAR.
SCAREDY-CAT!
YOU'RE CRAZY NOT TO COME WITH US.
- I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT I AIN'T STUPID.
[SHIVERS]
[SHIVERING]
TIME TO CASE THE JOINT.
TAXI!
WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE.
- WHOA!
DARN CAT!
- AH, PARADISE.
AHH.
- I HOPE HEATHCLIFF IS OK.
HE MUST BE FREEZING IN THE CAR.
- DON'T WORRY. HE'S PROBABLY SOUND ASLEEP.
- GRR!
MOVE IT, FUR BALL.
- BUZZ OFF, SNOWBALL.
[YAWNS]
[MEOWING]
- YOU AGAIN!
- GANGWAY!
- WHOA!
- [STRAINING]
- [YAWNS]
- OK, ROVER, YOU'VE HAD IT.
[LAUGHS]
[HUMMING A TUNE]
4, 3, 2, 1.
LOOK OUT, CUSHION. HERE I COME!
- [YELPS]
- CATCH YOU AROUND CAMPUS.
- [YELPING]
- GET OFF ME, YOU BIG OAF!
- AHH.
THIS JOINT ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.
- SO LEAVE.
[LAUGHS]
- [GROWLS]
- ALLEY-OOP!
- YOW!
- FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS.
- [GROWLS]
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- [BARKING]
- WHEE!
- [BARKING]
[MOTOR RUNNING]
- AH, PERFECT.
I'VE SEEN SOME DUMB DOGS IN MY DAY,
BUT THIS ONE MAKES SPIKE LOOK LIKE A GENIUS.
- [BARKING]
- GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIE.
- NOW YOU'VE HAD IT!
[VROOM]
I'M GOING TO PULVERIZE YOU, YOU PIPSQUEAK!
- YEAH? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
- YEOW!
WHOA!
OH, NO!
[SPLAT]
I CAN'T SEE!
UH-OH.
- YOU CAN'T FLY NEITHER.
[LAUGHS]
- [YELLING]
- STAND ON EITHER SIDE OF THE SNOWMAN
SO GRANDPA CAN TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
- LOOK OUT!
- YIKES!
- YOU CALL YOURSELF A RESCUE DOG?
WHY, YOU COULD HAVE HURT THESE CHILDREN.
- [CRIES]
OUR SNOWMAN'S BROKEN.
- WE SPENT ALL DAY BUILDING HIM.
- YOU'RE A BAD DOG.
- [WHIMPERING]
- GO AWAY, YOU BAD DOG.
- [WHIMPERING]
WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT CAT!
- [ECHOING] A LITTLE BREAD, A LITTLE SALAMI,
A LITTLE CHEESE, A LITTLE SPAGHETTI,
A LITTLE CHOCOLATE CAKE.
HEY, NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SAMWICH!
- [GROWLS]
DON'T RUSH ON MY ACCOUNT.
[GROWLS]
A CONDEMNED CAT IS ALWAYS ALLOWED A LAST MEAL.
- FETCH!
- [GROWLING]
- JUST HANGING AROUND?
- WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU,
THE ONLY THING LEFT WILL BE ORANGE LINT.
- FIRST LET ME ASK YOU 2 QUESTIONS.
NUMBER ONE--
WHAT'S IN THE BARREL AROUND YOUR NECK?
- HOT CHOCOLATE!
WHAT'S THE SECOND QUESTION?
- ARE YOU TICKLISH?
- YES!
I MEAN NO!
[LAUGHING] OH, NO!
OH, STOP! OH, STOP!
OH, STOP! PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!
HA HA HA! OH, NO, NO!
- HAVE A NICE FLIGHT!
- NOW WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH.
- NEED A LIFT?
- YAAH!
- [PURRING]
BRR!
BOY, IS IT COLD.
BRR!
- [GROWLS]
- GEE, YOU LOOK UPSET.
- YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME ONE CREAMED CAT.
- BE CAREFUL!
THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND YOU.
- I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT OLD TRICK.
- I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING, DUMMY.
- YOU'RE CALLING ME A DUMMY?
- YOU'RE THE DUMBEST ONE I'VE EVER MET.
- WHOA!
- THERE YOU ARE. WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
- [YAWNS]
- BOY, YOU MISSED ALL THE FUN AND EXCITEMENT.
- WE MADE A SNOWMAN, BUT SOME BIG DOG SMASHED IT.
- AND I MADE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN
THE BUNNY SLOPE WITHOUT FALLING.
- NO! NO! TAKE HIM AWAY!
- I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM.
- IT LOOKS LIKE HE DIDN'T MAKE IT DOWN THE BUNNY SLOPE.
- [MOANS]
OH, NO!
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF. IT'S GETTIN' COLD.
- [BURPS]
AH, WARM AT LAST.
[SLURPS]
- NICE-LOOKIN' SHACKS, EH?
- YEAH. I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD TAKE
FOR A CAT TO MOVE IN TO ONE OF 'EM.
- BRAINS, GOOD LOOKS, CLASS.
- WHICH UNFORTUNATELY RULES OUT MOST OF US HERE.
PLUS YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, A RICH OWNER.
LET'S FOLLOW LITTLE LORD MEOW-MEOW HERE.
MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOURSELVES ADOPTED.
- COMMON ALLEY CATS LIKE YOU
CAN'T LIVE IN ONE OF THE PENTHOUSES,
SO I MUST ASSUME YOU'VE COME HERE TO TRESPASS.
- US? TRESPASS?
WHY, THANK YOU, YOUR LORDSHIP.
I DON'T MIND IF WE DO.
- LIKE, SUPER WOW!
THIS PLACE IS THE CAT'S MEOW.
- YEAH. THIS IS A GREAT PAD.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL CAT OF PROPERTY.
- WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE CHOPPED KITTY LIVER
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
- YEAH?
WELL, WHO'S GONNA MAKE US LEAVE?
- FAUNTLEROY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
- FAUNTLEROY, EH?
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S AS BIG A SNOB AS HIS PAL.
Mongo: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SNOB, BUT HE SURE IS BIG.
- NOT TO MENTION HUNGRY.
- I JUST HATE MEALS WHERE I'M THE MAIN COURSE.
QUICK! GRAB AN UMBRELLA...
- YOW! - YOW!
- AND JUMP!
- YOW! - YOW!
- WHOA! - WHOA!
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE UMBRELLA, NITWITS.
- OH! RIGHT!
GEE, THIS IS GREAT.
- WE'RE SAVED. - WE'RE SAVED.
- AH, THIS IS THE LIFE, AIN'T IT?
- HEY, LOOK,
CLEO'S MUSIC STORE.
- TERRIFIC. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DROP IN ON CLEO?
- [HUMMING A TUNE]
HEY!
- SORRY. - SORRY.
- OOPS.
- UH, SORRY, CLEO.
- YEAH, SORRY, CLEO. THIS WASN'T WHAT WE HAD IN MIND.
WE WERE JUST IN ONE OF THOSE FANTASTIC NEW PENTHOUSE CONDOS DOWNTOWN.
- I THOUGHT ONLY CATS WITH CLASS
WERE ALLOWED IN THOSE PLACES.
- MEANING WHAT?
- MEANING THERE'S NO CAT WITH THAT KIND OF CLASS IN THIS PART OF TOWN.
- OH, YEAH? WELL, NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO LIVE IN A CLASSY CONDO,
I'M GONNA OWN THE WHOLE BUILDING AS WELL.
- HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
- I'M GONNA BUILD IT.
LET'S GET A MOVE ON, GUYS.
- HUH? - HUH? - HUH?
- THE KITTY CONDOS AT BEAUTIFUL JUNKYARD ESTATES.
OK, MONGO, DIG OUT A LITTLE MORE.
WE GOTTA HAVE A BIG, ELEGANT LOBBY.
- YIKE!
- RIFF RAFF, THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK.
I'M TELLING YOU, RIFF RAFF, THIS WINDOW IS JUST NO GOOD.
- LOOKS OK TO ME.
- YIPE!
- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
- HEY! WATCH OUT FOR THE TREES, PLEASE.
Riff Raff: OK, GUYS, START HER UP.
- THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK.
- GREAT, HECTOR!
A LITTLE MORE!
OK! CUT IT!
- WE DID IT!
- AT LAST! A PENTHOUSE OF MY OWN!
- WHOA! WHAT IS THAT?
- WELCOME TO KITTY CONDOS, LEROY.
- NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA TURN MY JUNKYARD
INTO A HIGH-RENT DISTRICT FOR CATS.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.
- AIN'T NO CAT GONNA TELL THIS HERE DOG WHAT TO DO.
SOMETIMES A DOG'S GOTTA SHOW THOSE CATS WHO'S BOSS.
All: LEROY, LOOK OUT!
- LOOK OUT YOURSELF.
OUCH!
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
- LIKE I WAS SAYING, LEROY,
WE'VE GOT A CATS-ONLY CONDO HERE,
WHICH LEAVES THE MARKET WIDE OPEN FOR AN AMBITIOUS DOG LIKE YOURSELF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WHOA!
RIFF RAFF'S RIGHT. I COULD OPEN MY OWN CLUB CANINE.
A SCHEME LIKE THIS COULD MAKE ME RICH.
- OH, RIFFY, I'M SO EXCITED.
THE GRAND OPENING OF YOUR VERY OWN CONDO.
- KITTY CONDOS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
HUH?
- OH, BOY!
- OH, LET ME AT THOSE CONDOS.
I WANT ONE WITH A VIEW.
I WANT A 2-BEDROOM WITH A SCRATCHING POST.
- OH, BOY. - OH, BOY.
- STEP RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS,
INTO THE EXCLUSIVE CLUB CANINE.
- ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. GOIN' UP.
- OH, BOY.
- HERE WE ARE, FOLKS. WE'VE GOT SOME LOVELY UNITS
WITH A VIEW OF THE OIL REFINERY.
STEP RIGHT THIS WAY.
HEY, GUYS, COME ON. I NEED SOME HELP.
- SURE THING, RIFF RAFF.
- AAH! - AAH!
- NEXT.
- OK, FELLAS, WHO'S NEXT? ONLY 2 VACANCIES LEFT.
- THIS IS THE LIFE, AIN'T IT, LEROY?
- YOU SAID IT, BUDDY. I GOT SO MANY BONES,
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME YEARS TO BURY 'EM ALL.
- OH, HEY, RIFF RAFF, WHERE'S THE TENNIS COURT?
- TENNIS COURT?
- IT SAYS RIGHT HERE THERE'S A TENNIS COURT.
NO NET, NO RENT.
- OH, THAT TENNIS COURT.
UH, IT'S RIGHT OVER, UH, UH, THERE.
OK, GUYS, EMERGENCY.
WE GOTTA BUILD A TENNIS COURT NOW!
- OK, RIFF RAFF, THERE'S THE NET.
- GREAT WORK, GUYS.
UH, TENNIS, ANYONE?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO SWIMMING POOL?
- UH...
- NO SWIMMING POOL, NO RENT.
- NO PROBLEM, GUYS. IT'S RIGHT THIS WAY.
- KEEP DIGGIN', TURKEY!
- YAAH!
- [LAUGHING]
- 40-LOVE.
- OUCH! HEY!
KNOCK IT OFF, FUR BALL!
- WHO ARE YOU CALLING FUR BALL, DOG BREATH?
- SO HOW'S MY CAT OF PROPERTY?
- I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL OF IT.
THE TENANTS WANT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN--
TENNIS COURTS, SAUNAS, WALL-TO-WALL CARPETING. HUH?
OH, NO!
- HEY, RIFF RAFF, WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT
YOU RUNNING HERE?
IT'S GOING TO THE DOGS!
- HEY, LEROY! CAN'T A POOCH EVEN SWIM IN PEACE HERE?
- OH, NO!
NOW, CALM DOWN, GUYS.
- I'M SURE WE CAN SETTLE THIS PEACEFULLY.
- I WANT A PIECE OF THAT CAT'S HIDE!
- [MEOWING AND BARKING]
- WELL, RIFF RAFF, ARE YOU AS FED UP AS I AM?
- HUH? - HUH?
- YOU GOT RID OF YOURS. NOW IT'S MY TURN.
- FAIR'S FAIR.
[ALL YELLING]
- WHY'D HE DO THAT?
- YEAH. I THOUGHT HE LIKED BEING A TYPHOON.
- CONGRATULATIONS, PARTNER.
- OUT OF BUSINESS AT LAST.
BUT WHAT'S CLEO GONNA THINK?
NO CONDO, NO GIRLFRIEND.
- NO WAY.
CONDO OR NO CONDO,
YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND.
- NOW SHE TELLS ME.
- THERE ARE PLACES YOU DON'T WANT YOUR PET GOIN'.
NO!
THIS INCLUDES PLACES YOU DON'T WANT 'EM TO BE
'CAUSE MAYBE HE SHEDS ON YOUR FAVORITE COUCH.
OR IT COULD BE AN AREA DANGEROUS FOR YOUR PET TO BE NEAR.
NO!
- NO!
- IT WORKS.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU